Tuesday, October 30, 2007

The Corbo-Mite Maneuver

Captain's Blog, Stardate 3007.10.30.

Today, the U.S.S. Pilgrim encountered an alien ship known as the Festerius of an alien race known as the Addams Federation. The leader of the ship, Fester, was initially wary of us, but after some persuasion, he agreed that we could be trusted. He then showed us that Fester was really a puppet, and that the real captain of the ship was a little person from Earth's past that had time-traveled 1000 years into the future. His name was Zach Rolloff.

One of our crew, George Bailey, agreed to stay on board the Festarius and help Zach get acclimated to the 31st century. George, who had been looking for a meaning to his existence, declared, "It's a wonderful life," as he left the Pilgrim for the last time.

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